

3. Fun New Toys
I don’t like ironing. I would rather clean a toilet any day. In fact, when Todd and I were first married, and really poor, the only job I could find was a bathroom janitor for a boy’s freshman dorm. I worked on a crew with five single guys and they called me Mom. We needed money and I was willing to work. I later became a Teacher’s Assistant for my two favorite professors which was much better (understatement). The janitor job was pretty gross at times, but you know what? It still was better than ironing.
We've been having a lot of fun lately. In just the last two days, Madeline has discovered the pots and pans, tupperware drawer, and pulled numerous ornaments off the tree. I love it though, she is so cute! Go Madeline!
Ethan: Mom . . . mom . . . mom.
Me: Yeah?
Ethan: Do birds swim?
Me: No, birds fly.
Ethan (with a very sly look on his face): Mom, do DUCKS swim?
Me: Hmmm, well yes, ducks swim AND fly, you're right. Some birds can do more than just fly.
Ethan: MOM, do peacocks fly?
Me: okay, you win. Some birds fly and some birds swim and some birds do both and some birds don't do either and
Ethan: It's okay mom.