Halloween Funnies

The kids spent most of yesterday evening trying to think of what I could be for Halloween.  Madeline said I should be a unicorn.  "All you need, Mom, is unicorn hoofs and a unicorn body and a unicorn face and a horn!"  Just that.  Simple.  But Ethan's idea was my favorite.  He said I should be a fan.  I could make a hat with blades and a sign, that as Ethan said could say, "Turn me on."  haha!

And here are their Halloween jokes . . .
Ethan:  Knock Knock
Me:  Who's there?
Ethan:  Twig
Me:  Twig who
Ethan:  Twig or treat!

Madeline:  Knock Knock
Me:  Who's there?
Madeline:  Log
Me:  Log who
Madeline:  Trick or treat!

My funny kids